A Chinese monkey described as "king of the prophets" tipped Donald Trump to be the next US president last week.
The mystic monkey
ADVERTISEMENTA Chinese monkey described as “king of the prophets” tipped Donald Trump to be the next US president last week.
Wearing a yellow shirt emblazoned with his name –
Geda – the simian seer was given the chance to pick between bananas at the Shiyan Lake Ecological Park in Changsha County.
The fruit was strategically placed beside life-size cut-outs of Trump, the Republican candidate, and his Democratic challenger, Hillary Clinton.
After what is described as “deliberate thought”, the mystic monkey – whose name means “knots” or “goose bumps” – chose Trump.
He sealed the deal by congratulating the cardboard candidate with a kiss on the lips.
Bet Donald loved that.
Does Geda have a good record?
Yes.
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