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Wood you believe it? 2000-year-old sex toy found at Vindolanda Roman fort in Northumberland

Turns out the Romans were a little kinkier than we thought...
Turns out the Romans were a little kinkier than we thought... Copyright The Vindolanda Trust/Newcastle University
Copyright The Vindolanda Trust/Newcastle University
By Theo Farrant
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Researchers believe the only life-size Roman phallus discovered in the UK 30-years ago was probably used as a sex toy.

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There's a new archaeological discovery that's got everyone talking: a wooden penis. 

That's right folks - after what's believed to be extremely careful handling and reassessment of an unusual object found more than 30 years ago, researchers in Northumberland believe they may have found the only known life-sized Roman sex toy. 

The phallic shaped object, which measures about 16 centimetres (6.2 inches), was found in a ditch in 1992 at Vindolanda, just south of Hadrian's Wall, alongside dozens of shoes, accessories and small tools. 

Smooth at both ends
Newcastle University
The phallus is 16cm longNewcastle University

While it was initially catalogued as a "a darning tool" upon its discovery, after a recent re-examination, its unusually smooth ends (indicating repeated use over time) have led experts from Newcastle University and University College Dublin to believe that it may have been more than just a practical tool.

"We know that the ancient Romans and Greeks used sexual implements - this object from Vindolanda could be an example of one," explains Dr Rob Collins, a senior lecturer in archaeology at Newcastle University. 

But the true purpose of this dildo-shaped object is still a little murky. 

"Often in archaeology when we find an object we can tell what it was used for or deduce what it was used for. That wasn’t the case for this object," adds Collins. 

Researchers have come up with three possible theories for what it was used for: it could have been a sex toy, a pestle to grind ingredients for cosmetics or medicines, or a good luck charm that people touched for protection (phalli were prevalent in the Roman Empire as they were believed to offer protection against bad luck). 

But even if the Vindolanda phallus was intended for more innocent purposes, there's no denying that it's a fascinating find. For one thing, it's the first known example of a disembodied wooden phallus from the Roman world.

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