Razzie Awards: Winnie-the-Pooh, Megan Fox and Sylvester Stallone dishonoured

Sylvester Stallone (left), Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey (centre) and Megan Fox (right) win big at this year's Razzies - Copyright Lionsgate - Jagged Edge Productions - Screen Media

By David Mouriquand

Published on 10/03/2024 - 20:09

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While tonight is all about the Oscars, the infamous satirical Razzie Awards have selected their dishonourable picks and awarded the worst films of the year...

The Razzies have announced their round of winners for 2024.

“Winners” is probably a poor choice of words, but you get it.

The Golden Raspberry Awards — which dish out prizes every year prior to the Oscars to the worst of the worst – have elected Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood & Honey as their #1 Worst Movie.

The horror movie version of the beloved children’s classic had a clean sweep, taking home the Razzies for Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, Worst Screen Couple, and Worst Remake, Sequel, or Ripoff.

In our review, we said that the film missed out on being cheap subversive fun, and instead was a staggeringly inept dumpster fire.

Couldn’t have been clearer if we tried.

In the acting categories, Jon Voight was chosen as Worst Actor for Mercy, while Megan Fox won both Worst Actress and Supporting Actress for Johnny & Clyde and the ludicrously titled Expend4bles, respectively. Her Expend4bles co-star Sylvester Stallone won Worst Supporting Actor for his work in the film as well.

We're still bemused that the dire The Exorcist: Believer went home empty-handed, but it's hard to argue with the Razzies' choices this year.

Here’s the full list of “winners”:

Worst Picture

The Exorcist: Believer
Expend4bles
Meg 2: The Trench
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - WINNER

Worst Director

Rhys Frake-Waterfield, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - WINNER
David Gordon Green, The Exorcist: Believer
Peyton Reed, Ant Man & the Wasp: Quantumania
Scott Waugh, Expend4bles
Ben Wheatley, Meg 2: The Trench

Worst Actor

Russell Crowe, The Pope’s Exorcist
Vin Diesel, Fast X
Chris Evans, Ghosted
Jason Statham, Meg 2: The Trench
Jon Voight, Mercy - WINNER

Worst Actress

Ana de Armas, Ghosted
Megan Fox, Johnny & Clyde - WINNER
Salma Hayek, Magic Mike’s Last Dance
Jennifer Lopez, The Mother
Helen Mirren, Shazam! Fury of the Gods

Worst Supporting Actress

Kim Cattrall, About My Father
Megan Fox, Expend4bles - WINNER
Bai Ling, Johnny & Clyde
Lucy Liu, Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Mary Stuart Masterson, Five Nights at Freddy’s

Worst Supporting Actor

Michael Douglas, Ant Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
Mel Gibson, Confidential Informant
Bill Murray, Ant Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
Franco Nero, The Pope’s Exorcist
Sylvester Stallone, Expend4ables - WINNER

Worst Screen Couple

Any 2 “Merciless Mercenaries,” Expend4bles
Any 2 Money-Grubbing Investors Who Donated to the $400 Million for Remake Rights to The Exorcist
Ana de Armas & Chris Evans (who flunked Screen Chemistry), Ghosted
Salma Hayek & Channing Tatum, Magic Mike’s Last Dance
Pooh & Piglet in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - WINNER

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel